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Post  TrueSilence on Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:09 pm

25 september 2008

John Walker
Store Manager
Kmart store 4855
Summit ridge, Reno, NB, 89503

Mrs.Fenton
35 Rasmussen street
Moores Park, Reno, NV, 89503


Dear Mrs Fenton,

During the precending 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. The list below details his offences, all of wich have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copies on tape.

We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings while he is in this store and he has subsequently ignored them. He replied to these warning with his rudeness and the response 'While the wife shops here I will come here too', We are therefore forced to ban you, your husband and your family from this store.

The following list details your husbands activities in this store over the past six months.

June 15: Took 24 boxes off condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
weren't looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Houses wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and watched what happened.
August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on the lay-buy.
September 14: Moved a 'caution - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows.
September 23: If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
November 10: While in the gun department, asked the clerk if he knows where
the antidepressants are.
December 3: darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
December 6: In the auto department, practiced his 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
December 18: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse trough, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams 'NO! NO! its those voices again!'
December 23: Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loud 'There is no toilet paper in here!'

sincerely, the Kmart staff


John F. Walker
Store Manager

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Re: Banned From Kmart

Post  Cherushi on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:38 pm

Lol! Oman, I know a Mrs. Fenton too...

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LOL

Post  Sonakye on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:54 pm

LMAO thats some funny shit
June 15: Took 24 boxes off condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
weren't looking.
July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
December 23: Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loud 'There is no toilet paper in here!'
My favorite 3 I might have to do some of those one day lol and see if they ban me lol!
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Re: Banned From Kmart

Post  Hiro on Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:50 pm

TrueSilence wrote:25 september 2008

September 23: If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

Rofl, this reminds me of the "Twilight Poster Mental breakdown" routine me and a couple friends did at Fred Myers.
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Re: Banned From Kmart

Post  Sakuramomo on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:41 am

June 15: Took 24 boxes off condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
weren't looking.
December 18: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse trough, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'



^
Done those two. =[
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