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When you have a bad day, remember it probably can't get worse than these.

Post  Cherushi on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:28 am

Okay, I don't know if any of you have seen this site, but I think it's funny. :( Then again, I am easily amused. Take a look at it and amuse yourself too if you wish.

The site is called F My Life:
http://www.fmylife.com/

Baha, some of my favorites are:

-Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

-Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

-Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

-Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

-Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML


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Post  TrueSilence on Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:49 pm

Some of my favorites:

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for valentines day. It looks better on her. FML.

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

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Post  Fakez on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:06 am

The most amusing site atm for me.

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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